Mele Men Ghoshana Ho Rahi Thi Ek Bachcha Mila Hai Jinka Hai Aakar Le Jaye Pathan Bhid Se Chillaata Hua Aaya Aur Bola "Mujhe Bhi Dikhao Jinn Kaa Bachchaa Kaisa Hota Hai"
Paryatak: Ye Kiska Kankal Hai? Pathan: Ye Tipu Sultan Ka Kankal Hai Paryatak: Aur Ye Bagal Wala Chhota Sa Kankal Kiska Hai? Pathan: Ye Bhi Tipu Sultan Ka Kankal Hai Jab Vo Chhota Bachcha Tha
Pathan Ki Flit Men Tabiyat Kharab Ho Gai To Air Hostess Ne Pucha " Are You Sick Suffering From Fever?" Pathan Ne Jawab Diya
Pathan Ke Abbu Ne Naya Mobile Nambar Liya To Pathan Ne Vo Nambar Apne Mobile Men Kis Nam Se Save Kiya Hoga? Socho? Socho? Are Yaar "New Abbu (Abbu)" Ke Nam Se
Pathan (Fon) Par: Ammi Khushkhabari Hai Ammi: Bol Beta Pathan: Ham 2 Se 3 Ho Gae Ammi: Mubarak Ho Beta Hua Ya Beti? Pathan: Meri Bivi Ne Dusra Nikah Kar Liya Hai
Pathan I Lov U Ladaki: Tamij Se Baat Karo Pathan: Bismillahiramari Ki Dua Ke Saath Main Bhikh Mangta Hu I Lav Yu